It is Freshmen Orientation day at Benito Mussolini Public High School. Principal Principle, a man in his late 30s, 40s, or maybe even 50s, looked on as the horde of new freshman asked questions pertinent to their new school.

“Are you sure we should be letting Ambrosia, uh, mislead the freshmen like this?” asked Ms. Wort, one of school councilors.

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