Occupy Bethesda Movement Grows in Strength

By Asmodeus Pennythought

The Occupy America movement has come to the Bethesda area. Literally dozens of people have set up camp in the heart of Bethesda, clogging up traffic for miles and making it even harder to find parking.

"We stand for, well we stand for... uh," said Sigeberht Hallman, one of the protestors. "We want to, um. Well..."

"They're a gosh darn nuisance, I say," said Cythia Longlove. "The have tents all over the place and they wash their kids in the fountain outside of Barnes and Noble and it's just aweful."

The protestors have set up camp in the heart of Bethesda and look like they're in it for the long haul. Or until it gets kind of cold.